The main chromosomes responsible for marital problems are: Ex and Why

PIZZA always confuses me: -Square box -Round pizza -Triangle slices

Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes Only if you are a billionaire

Men and women at least agree on one thing they both don t trust women

Q: Why can`t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe

Alcoholism: The problem that helps you forget all your other problems

In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet.And the world went into RECESSION.

The Eyebrows of some girls look like they have been sponsored by Nike

Family member: What are you doing with your life? Me: It s a surprise

What has two grey legs and two brown legs? An elephant with diarrhoea

At FirstThey Used To Call MeBOOKWORM.AndNow They Call MeFACE-BOOKWORM.

Our phones are actually very smart We are feeding their batteries 24/7

Jesus saves But wouldn t it have been better if he would have invested

I signed up for a well known diet plan So far all I ve lost 1000 bucks

Laughing Budha is the Japanese guy whom Rajni told a joke in childhood