ANYBODY CAN QUIT SMOKINGBUTIT TAKES A REAL MAN TO FIGHTLUNG CANCER

God made everything that has life rest everything is made in China

If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur socks

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow New Underwea

I made a chicken salad today The little bastard didn t even eat it

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A: A Moti-vaiting

An average woman falls in love 6 times a year mainly with shoes

Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best? A: In advertisements

A Punjabi opened a Mexican restaurant and named it Bhen de Tacos

Knock knock Who s there? Yah Yah who? Naaah bro I prefer Google

Louis Vuitton and Bottega purses are made from the skin of husbands

Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline

Meaning of DARLINGD-DearA-AlwaysR-RememberL-LoveI-IsN-NotG-Game. :-)

A new study shows that Diarrhoea is hereditary it runs in your Jeans