Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone and call it Pie

If Child Labour Is A Crime.........Then Why Teacher GivesHomework ??

A boss is like a diaper; Always on your ass and usually full of ****

Only Itch Guard can claim that it started it s business from scratch

Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood Last year he died of hunge

Love Happens Automatically....Manual Working Of ItIs Called Flirting

oy to girl: I love not only ugir: kya....boy: I also love w, x, y,z

whenever you want to see your gf happyjus drop yourpursefull ofmoney

Danger is my middle name First name: Avoids Last name: Completely

What has two grey legs and two brown legs? An elephant with diarrhoea

Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey - it s always stuffed

When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”‌

Gender discrimination at its best: Cow dung is holy; Bull Shit is not

Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist? A: Tooth-Hurty

It s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything