One nice thing about egoists They don t talk about other people

How do you know the sex of a chromosome? You take the genes off

If people are talking about you behind your back Then just fart

I put off doing more things by 9 AM than most people do all day

The idea of copy and paste came when its inventor visited China

As Steve Jobs is now in Heaven the Apsaras are now called Items

Budget 2012: FM:Govt is pursuing Inclusive agenda Misery for all

Due to the confidentiality of my job I don t know what I m doing

The longest Marathon on a winter morning is from Bed to Bathroom

Life is Beautiful.........*Conditions Apply.Excluding All Taxes.

I love my six pack so much that I protect it with a layer of fat

Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth

I love my six pack so much that I protect it with a layer of fat

Petrol at Rs 78 5 Manmohan at 79 Who s going to reach 100 first?

If Child Labour is crime Then why do teachers give Homework?