Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Rajanikanth is the only person to have got nobel prize in acting.

My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge I ll see to it

When Rajnikant signs in at Facebook, Facebook updates its status.

Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.

What did the mother name her identical twin sons? Pete and Repete

What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?.....A: Wear a T-SHIRT.

The five stages of Monday: Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Wine

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

There are two ways to rule a girl/women......And nobody knows them

Do U know full form of wife = " Worries in life Forever"

I used to think that drinking was bad for me So I gave up thinking

Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick? A: 3 runs in 3 balls

What did the rug say to the floor? Don`t move I`ve got you covered

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