There cannot be any crisis today my schedule is already full
There cannot be any crisis today my schedule is already full
Whatever you do always give 100% Unless you re donating blood
Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
I m pretty sure - my prayers go directly to God s spam folde
Dear Spell Check I m pretty sure I spelled my name correctly
Girls are like domain names the ones I like are already taken
Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
A dentist and a manicurist married They fought tooth and nail
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Teacher: Where is the capital of India? Pappu: In Swiss Banks
How do you turn your dishwasher into a blower? Compliment he
Wives are magicians they can change anything into an argument
if you like me raise your hand and if not raise your standard
I hate it when I forward a chain mail and don t find a fortune
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups