Let s play horse I ll be the front end and you be yourself

Rajnikant first takes a gold medal & then starts the race.

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?Toes Go In First.

Blackmail The only crime named after it s primary suspect

LOVE IS LIFELIFE IS WIFEWIFE IS KNIFEandKNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Once rajni sent an sms to Einstein . It read – E=MC2

Silly hairdresser always puts my superman cape on backwards

Deepak Chopra does to thought what Prem Chopra did to women

When midgets take drugs they don t get high They get medium

I lovei love youi love youi love youand other alphbates to.

donkey smiled at monkey, i am not dentist "said monkey.

One of the key of my keyboard is not orking I onder hich one

The movie Krrish is loosely based onRajnikanth’s life.

D R A M A - (D)umb (R)etards (A)sking for (M)ore (A)ttention

I got a fortune cookie once that said: You like Chinese food