Having AMini HEART - ATTACKWhen...Someone You LikeTexts YouUnexpectedly . . .

When GRAHAM BELL invented Telephone,he found 2 missed calls from RAJNI KANTH!

Polygamy would never work in this country Think of six wives in a kitchenette

Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language -

Lift your spirits...raise your glass and then tell them all to kiss your a$$!

What do you do when you start to miss your ex? Reload the gun and shoot again

Marriage may b made in heaven.. Bt maintenance charges must b paid on earth..

Daily Need 0f 0ur GenerationFood: 5 %Water: 2 %Sleep: 3 %Facebook: 90 % ... =

You Should Always Dream Big ...AndFor That You ShouldSleep Quite Often ... ;)

Girls express there feelings with TEARS.Boys express there feeling with BEER.

All Mothers Think That Their Child Is Beautiful...,But,Only My Mom Is RIGHT !

Changing Times: When our phones fall we panic; When our friends fall we laugh

If a man tells a woman she s beautiful she ll overlook most of his other lies

There Are Two Kinds Of People:-Those Who Like MeAndThose Who Can Go To Hell .

today is the beautiful day to brush your teeth. so wake up quickly and brush.