The key to surviving a stock market crash is liquidity So I m off to the ba

Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy

The average person farts 14 times a day Finally I m above average at something

Rajnikant was shot today...........Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow… J

Better stay away from girls. 1 or 2 bring SMILE remaining steal your HAPPINESS

when u r happy and sitting on the rocks,Remove your shoes n smell your socks!!

ULTRA HEIGHT OF LAZYNESS-..SLEEPING & DREAMING....In DREAMING also SLEEPING!!!

Sachin Tendulkar is the heaviest person on planet Earth Now he s a 100 ton man

I m in a serious relationship with my Wi-Fi You could say we have a connection

From the last 2 years Vijay Mallya is scared to put his phone on Airplane Mode

I m not an alcoholic alcoholics go to meetings; I m a drunkard I go to parties

A smart husband is one who thinks twice or may be thrice before saying Nothing

You never appreciate what you have till its gone Toilet paper is a good example

In Punjab Othe-llo is not a play It s just giving directions to a rickshaw wala

Sorry honey Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours