My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd? Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne

My wife says I never take her anywhere expensive So I took her to the gas station

Q Why don t they have any toilet paper in KFC? A Because it s finger licking good

Modern generation: Morning: Laziness Afternoon: Dying for rest Night: Can t sleep

Which is the most confusing day in America? Thinking? Still thinking? Fathers day

Children are great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster too

I m On A Diet .My Doctor Has StrictlyForbidden Me............To Swallow You LIES .

V E R YT R U E ...Every WomanIs WrongUntilShe Cries,And ThenShe Is Right,Instantly

est sentence on a gals t-shirt-"did u actually look here to read this"?

When you are in love you make wonders happen Once married you wonder what happened

Dear hmmmmm and k You both should honestly get arrested for killing conversations

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The best way to make somebody remember you is,..........Borrow Money from them..!!

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.