If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft. -

Why boys act like an Idiot...........................Who says they are acting.........

If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning.

Every family has one weird relative If you don t know who it is then it s probably you

WHAT IS EDUCATION?WASTING QUATER PART OF LIFE TO LEARN HOW TO SPENT REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Height Of Bravery For Girls........................Moving Out Of House Without Make-up

Why don t you see any woman ventriloquists? Because; They can t keep their mouths shut

I Hate ItWhen My Phone DecidesTo Randomly Jump 0ut 0f...My HandAndAttack The Floor ...

Dear Student Loan Thank you for saving my life I can t think how I can ever repay you

Why couldn`t the Santa write the number `eleven`? He didn`t know which `one` came first

Who can stop 500 carswith one hand .??...............Ans-It’s trafficPolice...!!!

I Fell 0ff A50 ft Ladder Last Night . . ...........FortunatelyI Was 0n The Bottom Step.

Boy: There re 21 alphabets right? Girl: No there re 26 Boy: Oh yeah I forgot U R A Q T

Definition Of A Happy Couple :HE Does What SHE Wants AndSHE Does What SHE Wants...;):-)

Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding…while walking…