DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-" It is the art of taking rest before getting tired ":

Men go shopping to buy what they want; And Women go shopping to find out what they want

If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity

Best ever quote written in Cancer Hospital:Tobaco Companies kill their best Customers..

Boy 1: I gave roses to 37 girls today Boy 2: OMG What do you do? Boy 1: I am a florist

In life never look down on anybody unless you are getting a lovely view of the cleavage

Appu: Do you know that it is not fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end.

Beer cheaper than petrol is a passe It s all about Petrol aiming to compete with Scotch

Height of customer care service....Swiss Banks are Going To Open an ATM in Tihar JAIL..

What`s common between clouds and wife? When both are not around we call it a bright day

Follow your dream - unless it s that one when you turn up at work without any clothes on

Teacher: Can anybody give me one word for `occurring at the same time`? Pappu: Sir Twins

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up: Take it easy it s a face not a coloring book

Asaram is one of those lucky guys who can brag that his son Narayan Prem Sai went on him

Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping? Kid: Till the time you didn t wake me up