A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same

All desirable things in life are either illegal banned expensive or married to someone else

Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question.

When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth.

An Australian court thinks that a woman in tight-jeans cannot be raped without her consent!

Okay Okay Okay Aaalright Okay Okay Bye Okay Bye Okay Okay Santa on the phone with wife

I m the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream

You have to be careful if you don t know where you re going because you might not get there

Guess what: it s been 15 years and ACP Pradhyuman of CID fame still haven t got a promotion

Even lord “voldemort” refers 2 Rajini as “He who must not be named”

Murphy s Law of Combat: Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidde

Never make the same mistake twice There are so many new ones Try a different one each day

DENTIST: A prestidigitator who putting metal into your mouth pulls coins out of your pocket

In India we have only postman and not postwoman. Because woman takes 9 months for delivery.

Most women usually have only 2 problems: 1 Nothing 2 wear 2 No place 2 put all the clothes