an excellent sentence written on national highway,if u wnt to donate blood,dont do it on road

How do you tickle a rich girl? Gucci Gucci Gucci And how does a rich girl sneeze? Jimmy Choo

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

Yes, I Have Made "MISTAKES",Because My Life Did Not ComeWith An INSTRUCTION MANUAL-!

"YOU MUST BRING THE CHANGE...."...Great lines said by................BUS CONDUCTOR..

A notice board in cinema hall-" please keep your mobiles on MANMOHAN SINGH MODE" :!!

ur someone i dun want to forget,ur someone i will remeber always,u rur..oops..i forgot ur name

Had Anna Kournikova married Anna Hazare both husband-wife would have been known as Anna Hazare

Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils; But my wife is the queen of all of them

do not forget to do two thingin the morning1)To pray God2)To take bath so that other may live.

How can u earn 1 Crore Rs in stock market??.............Simple..Start Investing wid 2 crores..

If you love someone set them free If they don t come back call them up later when you re drunk

Moral of the movie ROBOT-...........A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)

Q: Why doesn t the blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog

As per survey 7 out of 10 women love to go shopping The other 3 are coming back from shopping