Golfer: Any idea how I could cut about ten strokes off my game? Caddy: Yeah Quit on the 17th hole

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Q: What`s so common between air and students? A: Both turn the pages of book without reading them

Jesus says to John: `Come forth I`ll give you eternal life ` John came fifth and he won a toaste

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic It reads: We may never piss this way again

3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone

Good: Your son s finally maturing Bad: He s involved with the woman next door Worse: So are you

Once RAJNIKANT forgot his toys near Mumbai ..............Now that place is known as Essel World!!

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Sign on an enquiry counter: Please be patient - Even a toilet can handle only one a ole at a time

Banta: How does an attorney sleep? Santa: First he lies on one side and then he lies on the othe

Rain rain go away ,come again another dayi sung this poem yesterdaythat’s y rain come today

News: Rahul Dravid retires from International Cricket Rahul Dravid got his timing right yet again

Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage - with his Family

All those who want their child to be born on 12-12-12; This is the last week to make your efforts