There Are Two ChoicesIn Life:Stay Single And Be Miserable0rGet Married And Wish YouWere Dead. . .

Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me eight times you re probably a woman

Recession in d world is so bad that majority people have started sleeping with their own wives...

Heights Of Professional Respect..A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He TookGold Utensil For Begging.

Like This Status,If U Check Your Update On Fb During Study :-POr Facebook Take Your Study Time ; )

My story of success..1989-i was a babyBUTnow2011-i have produce a baby..Hardwork boss...Hardwork..

I heard that good looks can kill So please don t look at me I don t wanna see you die

Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts

Question: Define a boss?Ans: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.

Koi Pathar Se Na Maare Mere Dewaane Ko Nuclear Power Ka Jamaana Hai Bomb Se Udaa Do Saale Ko

ajinikanth can take a medicinal dose after going to sleep and can set an alarm before waking up..

Biology says - CELL is the fundamental unit of life And our generation has taken it too seriously

Pro-gas-ti-na-tion: Waiting to fill up your tank while hoping the gas price might actually go down

Golfer: Young man why did you keep looking at your watch? Caddy: This isn t a watch it s a Compass

Laughter is d Best medicine,.............But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..