`Will be ready in 5 minutes` of a woman and `Will call you back in 5 minutes` of a man are the same

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn t control her pupils?

Part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die

why do girls prefer Love marrige than an arrange one...Coz a known Kamina is better then an unknown

If time doesn t wait for you don t worry Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life

A Picture Can DescribeThousand Words ....!ButWith The Help 0fPhoto-shop...It Can Tell Thousand Lies

Which Is Very Best,Amazing N Un-Answerable Feeling ?..........WhenYour Crush Asks U About Ur Crush.

Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate Waiter: Don t worry Sir I will cut it in two

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Congress: Celebrating Holi the festival of colors is the best to forget the whitewash in UP and Goa

I love INDIA I= Indu N= Neeru D= Diya I= Isha A= Amrita India before anything else India is my love

A cool gme: Think of 6 to 9 multiply with 56 and then close ur eyesu can see dark Am i correct?????

BeautiFul Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS in China-;;;"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Pertol"

Right to sleep: That`s the first time ever SC said something positive about Dr Manmohan Singh s work

Important Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales Mirrors and Photographs