"Maths & Women r the 2 most complicated things in d world.".But.Maths, atleast, has Logic.

2 friends met after a long time 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people - my wife and 2 kids

Behind every successful man, there is a woman but behind every satisfied woman, there is a tired man.

Superb thought For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot They are called husband and wife

Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.

Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

This Might Sound Stupid Infact Its True:N0 Matter Hw C0stly Ur Undrwear Is,U Can Nevr Wear It 0utside

LOVE IS A POST CARDLIFE IS A VISITING CARDWIFE IS A MEMORY CARDLOVER IS A INVITATION CARDKEEP IT SAFE

It ll take Indian tourists six months to turn Taj Mahal into Red Fort if Pan Masala is allowed inside

It s raining Better alert all those who don t have Windows so that they may go out and enjoy the view

Dear Math I am sick and tired of finding your `X` Just accept the fact that she is gone Move on Dude

ImagineU & me join NASAAfter 1 monthThe Americans will have to change the name 4rm NASA to..SATYANASA

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road Change it to exclamatory sentence Student: WOW

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I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects; But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects