Always Remember,Money is not Evrything in Life,ButMake Sure u Earn Sufficient beforeThinking Such Nonsense

the basic diff between GOD & HUMAN,GOD: Gives, gives, gives & forgives.Human : Gets, gets, gets & forgets.

lions sleep 18 hrs a day...If hardwork was key 2 success ... donkey would hav been the king of d jungle...

yes !! I knew it!!The world will not end in 2012 -I just found a bottle of ketchup that expires in 2013...

Love affairs are like the game of Cricket; Where One-Day Internationals are more popular than a 5 day Test

Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world From email to email; And female to female

Question:-DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?Nahi pata!!!!??Ans:..Beauty parlor me..!!

1st 3 monthsPerfume & FlowrsAftr 3 yrsBaby Powdr,Cream, LotionAftr 30 yrsVicks & Tiger baam n medicines ;-

"Rajnikanth at his very best:He knows those two persons........Who shake hands in nokia cell phones.!!

Procrastination? No I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older therefore wise

It`s difficult to understand God He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits.......But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!;-)

Dear Chocolate Bar,Please Lose Some CaloriesSo I Can Enjoy You WithoutGuilt. . . =P...Sincerely,My Fatties.

Dedicated 2 all youngstrs:.When sum1 is flirting wid u,.......Please Co-operate..!!Yahi to din hai yaar..!!

SometimesI Pretend To Be"NORMAL . . ."ButIt Gets Boring...So I Go Back To Be"ME . . . "