I fear the man who drinks water as he remembers the next morning what the rest of us said the previous night

Roses are red; Violets are red; Tulips are red; Bushes are red; Trees are red; Oh teri My garden is on fire

Don t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade ya phir bus aap pe chade dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

1 gud news1 bad newsGud news: Big Bazar me 1kg tomato ke saat NOKIA N96 free..Badnews:1 kg tomato RS 39,999

Bad News For TheMusic Lovers ! ! !............Justin BieberWas Found Alive In HisApartment This Morning. . .

Your Girlfriend is:Smart.Intelligent.Sweet.Talented.Excllent.Romantic.----In short she is yourS.I.S.T.E.R...

Question of the dayWorld Me Esa Konsa Writer He Jo Kabi Khud Nhi Likhta?.Socho....or Socho...Ans:Type-Write

Apparently saying Wow you ve grown since I last saw you isn t deemed socially acceptable when said to adults

REALITY :-A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.

What are calories? Calories are little rascals that get into ur wardrobe at night and sew ur clothes tighte

In this World: On an average a person tells 4 lies/day 1460 a year and the most common LIE is `I AM FINE `

Santa: Yr teeth r like stars Girl: Awww thanks R dey that pretty? Santa: No dey r far apart from each othe

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

Today tomorrow yesterday there ll be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose? Your Own Stupid