You should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can live and 2) have a shower so others can live

WHYDO ISMS U ?IRRITATE ?CARE ?MISS ?BORE ?DO U KNOW Y ?COZ UR MY FRND & I HAVE DRITE 2 DISTUBE U ANY TIME .....

"Your MoneyOrYour Life."We Knw Wt To Do Wen A Robber Makes This Demand Of Us...Bt Nt Wen GOD Does..!!

A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging Competition improves service

What is love? In Math it s a problem In History it s a battle In Science it s a reaction In Art it s a heart

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging Competition improves service

We are not the only ones who hate a long working week After Monday and Tuesday even the calender says `W Th F`?

What iS The OpposiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?...Any Guess !...No !...NoT To WorrY !...iT’s !...Yeskia . . . . .

Difference between poetry and lecture .Poetry: Something said by a girl friendLecture: Same thing said by a wife

When a woman says `What?` it s not because she didn`t hear you She s giving you a chance to change what you said

Q: Why There r DifferentTypes 0f Blood Groups ... ?............A: So The Mosquitoes Can EnjoyDifferent Flavors .

2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai us paper ko hum exam mai use karte haiyeh galat haiEXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO

kya aap preshan hai,,,,,,,,,,neend nahi aati hai.....to samaj lo ke aap mein vitamin "SHE" ki kami hai

Next year the Kingfisher calendar will be even better since they don t have money to buy even bikinis for models

Aarz kiya hai..Later thi bus..Later thi bus.. Longer thi Q .. wah wah ..Shorter tha skirt .. Better tha VIEW..!!