I just bought a used car It s a convertible You turn the key and it converts into a piece of crap -Scott E Roeben

MISSED CALL Means -"M"Ost"I"Nnovative"S"Tylish"S"Till"E"Ffecti Ve"D"Evice"C"Onveying"A"Pnapan"L"Ove &"L"Oneliness

A Chinese couple Mr Miss Hua got twins without marriage What did they named them? They named them as Jo-Jua So-Hua

The more u learn The more u know,The more u know The more u forget,The more u forget The less u know,So why learn.

Nurse: A beautiful dashing girl who holds your hand looks into your eyes and still expects your pulse to be normal

Never hold your farts in They travel up your spine into your brain and that s where you get your shitty ideas from

I prefer not to think before I speak I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth

What is study??S: sleep til 10 am.T: Tv is must.U: Unlimited sms.D: Dump the books.Y: yahoo chat.So study hard....

Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men

If u eat noodles and vomit then what will u getsoupy noodles..........kha ke piyo ya pi ke khao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.................:)

I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem Every time I give her a call her husband answers the phone

10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant… THE REAL JAMES BOND.

I will test your blood...please wait...searching...still seaching...just a moment...wow no blood foundALL SUGAR!!!

If You ThinkYour Boss Is"S t u p i d ..."Remember!!You Would Not Get The JobIf He Was Smarter..... =P ;)