India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!

King of MusicAtif AslamKing of BollywoodShah Rukh KhanKing of CricketImran KhanAndKing of SMSWell!!! You Know My Name...

Interviewer:Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?Santa:Brother & SisterInter:How?Santa:Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama.

Only once in your life u ll get a right person with whom u ll get married so till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones

Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die ……………..R.I.P PAUL !!!!

When Rajnikant was in college he had selected 3 subjects,.......And 2dy dat subject r called..ARTS,COMMERCE and SCIENCE!

Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??

How 2 catch squirrels? It s simple Just climb a tree sit Squirrels will come in search of U U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS

how many times u failed in LOVE is no problem.But Once you succeed in it then you realize.....How sweet the failure was.

Hi Need one gal 2 marry Age no bar Color no bar height no bar caste no bar but gal s father must have his own bar CHEERS

In a class teacher asked: If I buy an item 12 75 n sell 15 25 it s loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees loss in paise

What do I do when I see someone extremely cute?I starenStarenStarenI smile&Smile&When I get tire,I put the mirror down:)

the pessimist sees the dark of the tunnel.The optimist sees the light at the end. and the realist sees the train coming.

I didn t do well in my board exams because my dad always said Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.