BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked 2nd and 3rd for chat and gossip However women still continue to retain the 1st position

The inventor of the snooze button is dead His funeral will take place tomorrow at 6:00 6:08 6:16 6:24 and 6:32

Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..now we are teaching them the features of APPLE and BLACKBERRY..

Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants.

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works HardAll His Life To Become Known& Then Wears Dark GlassesTo Avoid Being Recognised.!! ;-)

Meaning of P_A_K_I_S_T_A_NP-Pyare?A-Aman?K-Khushhaali?I-Insaaf?S-shanti?T-Tarakki?A-Ahinsa?N-Not available here?Good Day..

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

The sergeant-major yelled Private Philip I didn t see you at camouflage training this morning Philip replied Thank you si

If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks & The Signs Of Skin Aging Try.................ADOBE PHOTOSHOP ;-

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH it s made for SELFISH

Like energy love can neither be created nor destroyed It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

The only person on this earth,who can ask women 2 stop her talks & in reply gives a smile 2 dat person.....IspHOTOGRAPHER!

Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?Because as per lawYou cannot be punished twice for the same offence.

A man going in the car with his wife.He writes on the rear glass..." DO NOT DISTURB....AL READY VERY DISTURBED."

Trick of WeakDo you Want To Make A Call Without Reduce Balance From Ur Phone?ya ?Then Make That Call From Any Other Phone!