Drink and Drive should not be a problem now After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day

tips 4 boys-if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.if you marry two girls,they will fight for u....think different

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An idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea So always change women to change ideas What an Idea 8195;

Cop: Sir what s in the bottle next to you? Driver: It s water Cop: Sir this is wine Driver: What? Jesus He did it again

All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.

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UNIVERSAL TRUTH-Help a girl when she is in trouble,and she will surely remember you only when she is again in trouble!!!!

Life is a test,Thus say the rest,For me its best,As I live in zest,Knowing I have now you,The best,tested friend abreast!

what is education...?Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life.

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every moning when i wake upi want to see a beautiful face to fix in my roomso plz send a latest laminatedlarge sizemirro

Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant

Woman has man in it Mrs has Mr in it female has male in it Madam has adam in it so girls r always incomplete without boys