If u were going to die soon had only one phone call u could make who would u call what would u say? And why are u waiting?

An Idea Can Change Your LifeBut,A Woman can change your IDEA..So,Always changeWomen to change IdeasWHAT AN IDEA SIR JEE...

If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

That HUM is Missing TUM vry much nWidout Tum Hum is vry LonelySo TUM never go Far frm HUM otherwiseHUM will mis TUM a l0t.

A Man Tries To Keep His Mobile On a Table..ButWhere Ever He Keeps It,It Falls..How.??BcozThere Is No BALANCE In The Mobile

KNOWLEDGE is->An Understanding dt Tomato is a Fruit & Nt a Vegetable!-WISDOM is->Knowing Not to Add Tomato in Fruit Salad!

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment

A rich blonde girl was walking by the river in the wild Suddenly she saw a crocodile She screamed `Oh my God Help Lacoste `

Once RAJNIKANT was playing cricket in d monsoons.............................."d rain was cancelled due 2 match."

Corruption HasBeenSpread To Every CornerOf The world..Even My......................Computer Says: Some Files AreCorrupted..

Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…

Well they do say opposite attracts So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive honest intelligent and cuultured

Come work for the Lord The work is hard the hours long and the pay is low But the retirement benefits are out of this world

Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!

A teenage boy to his father: Here s my report card and a list I ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high school