Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life

A song for all married people-Give me some sunshine-Give me some rain-Give me another chance-I want to be SINGLE once again

2day,2moro,nd yest der was and ther will b 1 heart beating 4 u........u know whose?your own heart stupid!!!!...............

When two beggars or two software engineers meet they ask each other the same question So which platform are you working on?

Innocent line written on T-shirt of a student..."student r nt cheaterzzz..v just really nju having the same answerzz...

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure

Advantage of truth is Dat u dont have 2 remember what u said....But lying increases ur memory power.. Think differently.. :)

Middle age iswhen you’re sitting at homeon a Saturday nightand the telephone ringsand you hope it isn’t for you.

So many options: Poison sleeping pills hanging jumping from a building lying on train tracks but we chose Marriage slow sure

Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

Considering his achievementsof creating shortage ofwheatgaspowersugarwaterMusharaf has been giventhe title of Quaid-e-Qillat

Height of OHH SHIT LIKE Situation; A guy takes blade n writes his girlfriend name on his forearms & makes a spelling mistake

The Shortest Relation in Life isBetweenStudents & BooksThey Get Commited Couple of Days before Exam&After Exam..Break Up..;)

There are 100 angels in this world40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?1 is reading this SMS

Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make-up? All false girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination