A Smart Lawyer Said:I Learned Law So Well,The Day I GraduatedI Sued My College,Won The CaseAndGot My Tuition FeesBack ... ;-

Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do?U stop imagining.

Man: I want a divorce My wife hasn`t spoken to me in six months Lawyer: Better think it over Wives like that are hard to get

Happy news!The world will not end in 2012 bcoz just now i saw a tomato ketchup bottle which expires in2013....!Smile plz...:)

Advantage of a pillow?..For sleeping?..Nah..For a sound sleep?...Nope.Den?........For hiding your cell when your parents come

Dear Mother-in-law,Don`t teach me how to handle my children, I m living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.

KISS is a key of loveLOVE is a lock of MARRIAGEMARRIAGE is a box of CHILDRENSCHLDRENS ARE FUTURE OF INDIASO START KISSING....

Come work for the Lord The work is hard the hours long and the pay is low But the retirement benefits are out of this world

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Height of ProfessionAl Respect-A BeggAr Won50 LAkh Rupees lottery&took AGolden plAteforbegging.So Dont Insult Ur Proffesion!!

Little advice to guys:“Always communicate with your girlfriendsas long as your parents are paying the phone bills!!!...

3 dreame of man1-To be as handsom as his mother think2-To Be rich as his child think3-To Has many gf as his wife think he has

I like uI miss uI love uI find u my best friend.I respect uI care u........These are all examples of present indefinite tense

If u really wanna know the meaning of life…???then…then….…….look in the Dictionary…

"Alcohol is not the answer to all questions"--Swami Vivekanand"But it helps you to forget the question"--Swami Vijay Mallyagn