Do u knw why ppl say tht u dnt feel sleepy wen u r in LOVE ?Coz for the 1st time u find REALITY more beautiful than ur DREAMZZ

MATHS CLASS of 2012.....2 , 3, 5 - prime numbers,.6 , 8, 9 - composite numbers.....munni, sheela, jalebi bai - item numbers...

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed

Whenever you have a problem just start singing your favourite song You will realize that the problem is better than your voice

Understanding a gal is like downloading a 1GB filewith 2 Kbps speed& wen u hav downloaded 0.9GB& u got an error:-):)Be happy:-)

Interviewer: Where did you graduate from? Candidate: IIN Interviewer: Where is your degree? Candidate: Here s the Postpaid Bill

Why majority of South Indians have a dark complexion? Because they watch Sun TV Surya TV and Udaya TV without Sun Screen lotion

Technology Update:If any girl is ful on make-up even at home..Dont get confused..Its obvious tat Her phone has "3G"..

There is a saying"If you want to be great, you must walk with great people."Seriously,I have no objection,you can walk with me!

A guy prints N pastes his prayers on dwall N at bedtime he points at dem Nsays:"Lord pls read dem, m feeling sleepy."

The man who forgets what happened before 15mins is GajiniBut,The man who comes to know what will happen after 15mins is RAJNI..

Height of fashion?Dhoti wid zip.Height of secrecy?Blank visiting card.Height of stupidity?Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.

Something are made for each other,For E.g.: Shoe and socks,soap and water,Paper and pen,Shirt and Paint.Me and Your Boy Friend.

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:Respect HerHonour HerLove HerProtect HerCare For HerHOW TO IMPRESS A BOY:Just Smile Once&The Game Is Over.

Boys can never b satisfied with 3 things in life,*Mobile**Bike*&*Girlfrnd*bcozThere is always a better modelavailable in future