2nd Oct was a Dry Day in India Now it is also Cleaning - Swachh Bharat Day as well So now it will be called Dry-cleaning Day

D meaning of SUNDAYS- soye rahoU- utho matN- nahao matD- din bhar TV dekhoA- aram karoY- ya fir hame msg karonjoy ur sunday!!!

After d great success of i-pod, i-phone,i-pad..Apple invented a Lie Detecter!Wat did they name it?Any Guess?No?i-shappath! :-)

Teacher to Electronics StudentsNAADE ko English mai kya kehte hai ?Student:- P.H.D.Teacher: Kya Matlab ?Pejama Holding Device.

Great people talk about ideas average people talk about things small people talk about others legends never talk they send SMS

Height of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins Offer notes

LOVE HURTS. . =(Just Kidding,But....Actually Seeing Someone ElseEating A Pizza n Having CokeAnd Not SharingHURTS Even More ...

Wat is difference between poison n Alcohol?If u drin alcohol,u wil dance arnd people..If u drink poison,ppl will dance arnd u!

Question That KeepsMe Awake ... !!!If A Cop Stops MeAnd Says "Papers"AndI Say "Scissors"Do I Win ... ? ? ?

Pple LIVE,Pple DIE,Pple LAUGH,Pple CRY,Sum GIVE UP,Sum WILL TRY,Sum SAY HI,Sum SAY BYE,othrs may 4get 2disturb u bt how can i?

Whenever you fall down,Never lose hope,Gather your courage & strength..Just get up and order"ONE MORE PEG PLZ"...;-)

LION SLEEPS 18 HOURS IN A DAY...IF HARD WORK IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS,"THEN DONKEY WOULD HAVE BEEN THE KING OF ANIMALS"

Boss to his Friend: The times are really bad my Secretary resigned yesterday Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife

Great people talk about ideas average people talk about things small people talk about others legends never talk they send SMS

Every orning get up n look throgh the FORBBIES list of richest people in the world.if ur name is not there PLEASE GO TO WORK..