Nothing gives more happiness than a completely charged battery of phone

If you have lost something it will be in the last place you look for it

Commuter - A traveling man who pays short visits to his home and office

Do what you can; For who you can; With what you have; and where you are

Living healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die

I could retire nicely if I could sell my experience for what it cost me

99% of people in this world are stupid Luckily I m part of the other 5%

I have everything for being rich Now I need only one last thing - Money

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses Sometimes the M is silent

My shower only has 2 options 3rd degree burns or drowning in Antarctica

I m not making any plans I m just going to let the universe surprise me

I still remember the first time I fell for you I haven t gotten up since

If TGIF means Thank God it s Friday does SHIT mean So happy it s Tuesday

I am starting a party called IRCTC Nobody will be given a ticket or seat

I enjoy a good conversation except the part where the other person talks