The most powerful word other than I Love You is Salary Is Credited

I don t need anger management I need people to stop pissing me off

Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs?

Fake people have an image to maintain Real people just don t care

My phone s low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously

A very cute reply: Person 1: How is your life? Person 2: She s fine

Sympathy you can get from anybody; but Jealousy you have to earn it

Oh you re cooler than me? Then I guess that makes me hotter than you

Dear LOL Thanks for being there whenever I have nothing else to say

Urban development - cutting down trees and naming streets after them

If Plan A doesn t work the alphabet has 25 more letters So keep calm

If you love somebody let them go If they re smart they ll keep going

Conservative - A man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run

In the fight between two lovers the ones who loves more is the lose

Children have become so expensive that only the poor can afford them