The most powerful word other than I Love You is Salary Is Credited
The most powerful word other than I Love You is Salary Is Credited
I don t need anger management I need people to stop pissing me off
Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs?
Fake people have an image to maintain Real people just don t care
My phone s low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously
A very cute reply: Person 1: How is your life? Person 2: She s fine
Sympathy you can get from anybody; but Jealousy you have to earn it
Oh you re cooler than me? Then I guess that makes me hotter than you
Dear LOL Thanks for being there whenever I have nothing else to say
Urban development - cutting down trees and naming streets after them
If Plan A doesn t work the alphabet has 25 more letters So keep calm
If you love somebody let them go If they re smart they ll keep going
Conservative - A man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run
In the fight between two lovers the ones who loves more is the lose
Children have become so expensive that only the poor can afford them