A peach of a girl is picked by the man at the top of the ladde

With the advent of Android Earth has become a Planet of the Apps

My day starts backwards I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night my phone was drunk

Flying Kiss was the initiation of mankind to wireless technology

What do you call a guy with extremely hot girlfriend? Idiot

If your religion is worth killing for please start with yourself

If I die in my sleep I can honestly say I died doing what I love

Maybe it s not about the happy ending Maybe it s about the story

I m being followed by a Gym I don t think it s going to work out

You know you re awesome when people you don t even know hate you

We have solutions for all the problems When they are not ours

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good

When a girl says do whatever you want do not do whatever you want

My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him