A peach of a girl is picked by the man at the top of the ladde
A peach of a girl is picked by the man at the top of the ladde
With the advent of Android Earth has become a Planet of the Apps
My day starts backwards I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night my phone was drunk
Flying Kiss was the initiation of mankind to wireless technology
What do you call a guy with extremely hot girlfriend? Idiot
If your religion is worth killing for please start with yourself
If I die in my sleep I can honestly say I died doing what I love
Maybe it s not about the happy ending Maybe it s about the story
I m being followed by a Gym I don t think it s going to work out
You know you re awesome when people you don t even know hate you
We have solutions for all the problems When they are not ours
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good
When a girl says do whatever you want do not do whatever you want
My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him