Two and a Half Men was a nice show Sadly it lost its Sheen

I could be a morning person if morning happened around noon

Of course I talk to myself - sometimes I need expert advice

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with he

I have an inferiority complex it s just not a very good one

Losing a wife can be hard some times it s almost impossible

Hardest job in the world: Police Sketch Artist in CHINA

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet

Flattery - Cologne water to be smelled of but not swallowed

Genius - One who can do almost anything except make a living

I can see exactly 6 years into the future I have 2020 vision

The only thing man cleans at home is his Browser history

Money can t buy you happiness but it can sure buy you Ecstasy

Gambling is an excellent way of getting nothing for something

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest