Two and a Half Men was a nice show Sadly it lost its Sheen
Two and a Half Men was a nice show Sadly it lost its Sheen
I could be a morning person if morning happened around noon
Of course I talk to myself - sometimes I need expert advice
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with he
I have an inferiority complex it s just not a very good one
Losing a wife can be hard some times it s almost impossible
Hardest job in the world: Police Sketch Artist in CHINA
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet
Flattery - Cologne water to be smelled of but not swallowed
Genius - One who can do almost anything except make a living
I can see exactly 6 years into the future I have 2020 vision
The only thing man cleans at home is his Browser history
Money can t buy you happiness but it can sure buy you Ecstasy
Gambling is an excellent way of getting nothing for something
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest