Politicians crave power Indians crave electricity

Detour - The roughest distance between two points

Oh Lord Please be kind to us You may start from me

Being fat lowers your chances of getting kidnapped

Cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucke

If nobody hates you you are doing something boring

I ve taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

My mom told me to follow my dreams So I took a nap

If nobody hates you you are doing something boring

Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses

The Golden Rule: those with the gold make the rules

If ignorance is bliss why aren t more people happy?

A peacock is just a chicken manufactured by Versace

How to meet the woman of your dreams? Never wake up

Can one lose weight by running away from our feelings