This would be really funny if it weren t happening to me

All GOOD guys go to heaven; And all BAD guys go to women

Friend - the one with you share similar enemies and vices

My NEEDS: Butter Roti Branded Kapada Aur Luxurious Makaan

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism

Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired

It s amazing what you can hide just by putting on a smile

If you hear no evil and see no evil call the TV repairman

If all the world s a stage where is the audience sitting?

The original point and click interface was a Smith Wesson

I named my house Shape As a result now I m always in SHAPE

Don t wear skinny jeans if you don t have any skinny genes

If someone hates you for no reason give that jerk a reason

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself

Hearts are wild creatures that s why our ribs act as cages