This would be really funny if it weren t happening to me
This would be really funny if it weren t happening to me
All GOOD guys go to heaven; And all BAD guys go to women
Friend - the one with you share similar enemies and vices
My NEEDS: Butter Roti Branded Kapada Aur Luxurious Makaan
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism
Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired
It s amazing what you can hide just by putting on a smile
If you hear no evil and see no evil call the TV repairman
The original point and click interface was a Smith Wesson
I named my house Shape As a result now I m always in SHAPE
Don t wear skinny jeans if you don t have any skinny genes
If someone hates you for no reason give that jerk a reason
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself
Hearts are wild creatures that s why our ribs act as cages