A man got 2 wishes from God He immediately wished for the best DRINK and the best WOMAN He got Mineral Water and Mother Teresa Moral: Investment is subject to market risks Please read the offer document carefully before investing
Something really bizarre: Buddha left home for a higher calling leaving behind his wife named Yashodhara Mahavir left for a higher calling leaving his wife named Yashoda Modi left home on a higher calling leaving his wife named Yashodaben
Million Dollar Truth: If Saturday and Sunday don t excite you then change your friends If Monday doesn t motivate you then change your profession If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse
Your message is an electrical activity to my heart Your missed call is a missed beat of my heart Your call is blood circulation of my heart And when you don call me it s a heart attack So please keep my Heart active happy and healthy at all times
Hugh Hefner - 87 years old has 27 years old wife; Berlusconi - 77 years old has a 27 years old girlfriend; Maradona - 52 years old has a 22 years old girlfriend Moral : Don t worry that you don t have a girlfriend or wife your s probably isn t born yet
Glanbaxy launches new drugs for MEN created by WOMEN scientists ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word Sports on TV WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty girl passes by Hope to see them soon in the market
