That moment when someone s zipper is down but you don t know whether to tell them because you can t explain why you were looking

A father said to his son: Be careful where you walk The son responded: You be careful for remember that I follow your footsteps

When you feel neglected just think of a female salmon who lays three million eggs And nobody even remembers her on Mother s Day?

The only reason why people hold on to memories is because memories are the only thing that don t change when everything else does

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won t bother you for weeks togethe

I bought a new printer because it was cheaper than ink refills Now I m wondering - how long before new cars are cheaper than fuel

Buying and selling of anything is controlled by legislation; But the first things to be bought and sold are always the legislators

Aaaaaaaaaaaa ccccchooooooooo If you are allergic to bullshit drama liars fake people and general ignorance keep this sneeze going

The best advertisement line against Pizza Pasta Burger French Fries and the rest of junk food: Few moments on Lips Forever on Hips

Dear Colgate First you added salt and now lemon Let me know once you add Tequila so that I can finally start buying it Sincerely

Nice message for the youth: There was once a competition between Pulsar and Karizma on the road but finally ambulance won the race

When our Phone hangs or slows down we delete all the unwanted pics files and videos One should treat one s Life in a similar manne

Dear Tummy sorry for all the butterflies; Dear Pillow sorry for the tears Dear Heart sorry for the damage Dear Brain you were right

Once my girlfriend wanted me to surprise her with something for her birthday that would take her breath away so I got her a treadmill

Our body is full of water but wherever it hurts Blood comes out And our heart is full of blood but whenever it hurts Tears comes out