Why do we close our eyes when we pray cry kiss or dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt by the heart

Don t stress about your eyesight failing as get older It s just nature s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirro

I went to China to the funeral of my Chinese friend When people close to you die it s weird how you see their face everywhere you look

The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours

If someone waits for YOU it doesn t mean that they have nothing else to do; It just means that nothing else is more important than YOU

May God break all the front teeth of those people who secretly plot evil against you so that you may know your enemies by their smiles

Sometimes the nicest people you meet are covered in tattoos; And sometimes the most judgemental people you meet go to Church on Sundays

Choosing to spend money on experiences like trips meals and concerts instead of material items means you re happier and probably coole

Dear Week I m so over you I m leaving you for your best friend Weekend Don t try to find me for at least 2 days Love (not really) Me

Showers are amazing They make one feel nice and clean make one sound like a professional singer and helps one make all life s decisions

Always respect 2 people in you life: Who has spent all his time and wealth on you: DAD Who has spent all her nights to pray for you: MOM

A woman driving in front of me indicated a left turn and eventually took the left turn How am I supposed to prepare for these mind games

What lies on your chest? At 10 - Toys 20s - Books 30s - Your children 40s - Problems 50s - Spectacles 60s - Grandchildren 70s - Memories

Dear Indians Due to the economic crisis to save on energy costs the lights at the end of the tunnel will be switched off Sincerely God

Remember how far you ve come; Not just how far you have to go You are not where you want to be; But neither are you where you used to be