Why we are taught to write with pencils when we are small and now with Pens Because mistakes made at that time can be erased but not now

Two places are the most valuable in the world The nicest place is to be in someone s thoughts; And the safest place is to be in someone s heart

What s the difference between a mother s and a girlfriend s tears? A mother s tears effect our Heart and a girlfriend s tears effect our Pocket

That awkward moment when you give your phone to someone to see some picture and they start scrolling through the rest without even asking from you

Lessons for Indian General Elections 2014: Dear Parents When you force your child into a profession against his interest he emulates Rahul Gandhi

Breaking News: The Japanese have developed a camera that has such a fast shutter speed that it can take the picture of a woman with her mouth shut

Women fall in love by what they hear; And men fall in love by what they see That s why Most of the women put on makeup; And most of the men lie

Absurd but interesting rhyming: Wife is Received Call Girl is Dialed Call Girlfriend is Missed Call Lover is Waiting Call But Friendship is FEVICOL

Success comes from right decisions; Right decision come from confidence; Confidence comes from experience; And experience comes from wrong decisions

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous Whenever I feel like getting married they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me

Look at the person in the mirror Give that person a hug This is the person you ll need to love the most for the rest of your life Till death do you part

An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour to leave your house to go to her parents ; But it ll take her a week to pack for one week vacation

I ve been through: 1/1/1 2/2/2 3/3/3 4/4/4 5/5/5 6/6/6 7/7/7 8/8/8 9/9/9 10/10/10 11/11/11 12/12/12 And I cared a hoot for them For me it s just 36/24/36

SMS doesn t mean: S: Short M: Messaging S: Service It only means: S: Sweet M: Memories S: Shared with a special loving caring cute and sweet person like U

When we were kids we couldn t wait to grow up n fall in love Now that we are grown up we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts