I always say Morning instead of Good Morning If it were a Good Morning I d still be in bed instead of talking to people

Never understood the logic behind hiding groom s shoes for money? If one hides the bride one can earn in lakhs from him

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused the stress to begin with

I wish people were like money so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake

When a woman asks you to guess her age - it s like deciding whether to cut the blue red or green wire to diffuse a bom

Maggi Noodle is the girlfriend of the food world It always says minutes but it takes at least 20 minutes to get ready

Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect and now our new generation removes head phones to give respect

To be born with a personality is a gift from your parents; But to die as a personality is a return gift to your parents

The healthiest part of a doughnut is the hole Unfortunately one has to eat through the rest of the doughnut to get there

What if 11:11 actually works but there s one person in this world that s wishing for everyone s wishes not to come true?

We can only dream of faces we ve seen in the past whether we actively remember them or not The brain cannot invent these

I hate it when people stare at me and don t say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask Na

It s true that I am not perfect in many things of life; But even this is true that many things are not perfect without me

Generation Gap: The lady who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can t even remember her first boyfriend

It s really strange: People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?