3 Dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks; To be as rich as his child believes; To have as many women as his wife suspects

What s easy and difficult in life? MISTAKES Easy to judge when others make them and difficult to recognise and realise when we commit them

With atomic and meteoric regards my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you

Some of us don t succeed with our 1st love because of lack certain qualities But after having acquired those qualities we never love again

Dear Ex You dumped me when Whatsapp Wechat and Line came to the market It s sad that you ignore me altogether Yours forever Text Message

Girls want attention and women want respect; But men want both No No No Not attention and respect Both they want both Girls and Women

Banner in Front of a Corporate Office: Please drive slowly Don t kill our employees Leave them to us we do it in a legal manner Regards HR

When you owe the bank Rs 1 lakh and you re broke you have a problem; And when you owe the bank 1 crore and you re broke the bankhas a problem

People are corrupt - the Politicians the Police the Bureaucrats the Judiciary and other government servants just take care of their interests

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I am not in a mental asylum Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize may be I already am

When you are in ANGER you are just one letter short of DANGER While you are GOOD to others you are one letter more than GOD Choice is Yours

Selfie is a proof that Smartphones and Internet have made people so alone that they can t find a friend or relation who can take their picture

There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents So take the first step today by getting married Think different do different

Life is like a coin - pleasure and pain are its two sides Only one side is visible at a time; But remember other side is waiting for its turn

Childhood pictures will always be more beautiful than selfies and pouts It s because you never aimed for perfection you were living the moment