Careful: (Adult Message) Proceed and read only if U are above 18 yrs of age Elections are approaching Please get your Voter ID made and please do VOTE

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18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost No 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG He s so cute yes yes I will

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing If I had any loose fitting clothing I wouldn t have signed up in the first place

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There is a small gap between confidence and over-confidence You can kiss your girlfriend is confidence And only you can kiss your girlfriend is over-confidence

Life is full of beautiful things: Soft sunsets colourful rainbows delicate blossoms love and laughter quiet moments and fantastic people like me Enjoy till it lasts

After getting up early in the morning; Pray to God and thank Him for making your day Then read brilliant message of mine; Whose smartness will inspire you whole day

I am a Wonder Woman I wonder where I left my keys; I wonder how I put on weight; I wonder where my money went; I wonder where I put my phone; I often wonder why I wonde

Don t loose hope if you aren t getting promotion in office Remember Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector And that too even after 17 years of service

3 easy ways to die: Drink alcohol daily you ll die 10 years early Puff a cigarette daily you ll die 20 years early Love someone who doesn t love you back you ll die daily

Women are a strange breed They paint their lips; Show off their inner-wear; Flaunt their bodies; Wear butt-hugging Jeans; And then they expect men to notice their emotions

I am not old I woke up I lifted my arms I moved my knees I turned my neck Everything made the same noise crrrrrrrrraaaacccck I came to a conclusion I am not old I am crispy

Today people have been talking that it s 11/12/13 and so many similar dates on earlier occasions However when it comes to figures only one figure interests me 36 - 26 - 36

The parents of today are unique and the most understanding generation They are the last generation who listened to their parents; And also the first who listen to their children