Skype Conversations: 5% - Hey how are you? 95% - Can you hear me?
Skype Conversations: 5% - Hey how are you? 95% - Can you hear me?
Everyone has that one person who is a human version of a migraine
Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do
Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you
Nothing rhymes with orange? False Nothing and orange do not rhyme
Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do
We live in a world that is constructed on promises built by liars
Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994
Drunk - Proved when he feels sophisticated and can t pronounce it
It s not the fall that kills you; it s the sudden stop at the end
A woman always knows what she wants until it s time to get dressed
No matter how hard I try I just never seem to run out of bad ideas
Never trust hair dressers they are always talking behind your back
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Dance like no one is watching - they re busy checking their phones