Skype Conversations: 5% - Hey how are you? 95% - Can you hear me?

Everyone has that one person who is a human version of a migraine

Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do

Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you

Nothing rhymes with orange? False Nothing and orange do not rhyme

Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do

We live in a world that is constructed on promises built by liars

Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994

Drunk - Proved when he feels sophisticated and can t pronounce it

It s not the fall that kills you; it s the sudden stop at the end

A woman always knows what she wants until it s time to get dressed

No matter how hard I try I just never seem to run out of bad ideas

Never trust hair dressers they are always talking behind your back

OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Dance like no one is watching - they re busy checking their phones