Sometimes it s not the people who change it s the mask that falls off

Oh money can t buy you happiness? Well poverty can t buy you anything

Being polite is so rare these days it is often confused with flirting

Expecting is my favorite crime disappointment is always my punishment

Gossip is like an apple In order to be really good it has to be juicy

What man wants - all he can get What woman wants - all she can t get

Silence is golden unless you have kids then silence is just suspicious

Oh maybe you should eat makeup so you will be pretty on the inside too

Silence is golden unless you have kids then silence is just suspicious

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows

Immature: A word that boring people use to describe interesting people

Money can t buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with

I wish there were another day off to recover from a 4-day long weekend

At 50k Samsung Galaxy Note 10 1 Tablet is the costliest addictive drug

I m having some vision trouble today I can t see myself doing anything