It s not bad to be a dumb Half of the world is dependent on computers with Zero IQ

If you can still do at 60 what you did at 20 it means you weren t doing much at 20

My room: Messy My thoughts: Messy My hair: Messy My life: Messy What a Consistency

If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple does that mean God s giving me signals?

I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday yet Friday is so damn close to Monday

All the women on the 58 internet dating sites I ve joined seem so sad and desperate

When I die I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi - so that people visit it more often

HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember; And remembers what we want to forget

When the only light in your world is suddenly gone it s time to recharge your phone

The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of a new ca

Going to the toilet without your phone is like going to a battlefield without a gun

What if the Mayan calendar ends in 5105 and we ve just been holding it upside down?

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

While also beautiful we can all agree that a 100 meter butterfly would be terrifying

The only reason I m obese is because a tiny body couldn t store all this personality