Extending one hand to help somebody has more value than joining two hands for praye

Holidays Hotels Women: Three things that always look better online than in real life

Loving a girl or a boy for his/her beauty is like buying a house just for it s paint

Banks keep going out of their way to give me credit and for that I am deeply indebted

I don t believe that love comes to those who wait Today love comes to those who flirt

News: McDonald s to offer salads instead of fries Now who ll I blame for my OBESITY?

Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step - blaming my parents

When I m bored nobody texts me When I m busy I m the most popular person on the planet

When you turn 21 you can legally do all the things you ve been doing since you were 15

Computers are almost human - except they don t blame their mistakes on other computers

A good understanding is achieved only after a long misunderstanding between two hearts

When standing in line I only hate the people in front of me Everyone behind me is cool

The hardest thing in life is to do nothing - cause you never know when you re finished

Today is one of those days where I wish I could restore myself to the Factory Settings

May be if we start telling people that Brain is an APP they ll probably start using it