Don t bother trying to understand women Women understand women and they hate each othe

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children

Dear Vegetarians Thanks for saving all the good food for us Sincerely Non- Vegetarian

Why is it called Common Sense if more than 95% of the people in the world don t have it?

When the only Light in my life is suddenly gone It s time to Recharge my phone s battery

What s that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah It s called Imagination

The Selfie Cycle: Take Selfie Examine Selfie Get Self Conscious Erase Selfie Take Selfie

Under Indian justice system one goes to jail before trial and is let off after conviction

Radio is so much better then TV At least you are not disrupted from staring at your phone

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and paid just enough money not to quit

People around the world have become very lazy I am sure World war 3 will be fought online

I ve decided I m not going to focus on my past anymore So if I owe anyone money I m sorry

Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong; But it sure keeps you from enjoying it

The scary thing about dating is that one is either going to marry that person or break up

God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them