I m making a list of all the things that I ought to do before I die I call it Oughtobiography

I think I ve found the recipe of happiness Now all we need is money to buy the ingredients

You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone

After looking at the cheerleaders in Sri Lanka one really can t blame Ravana for abducting Sita

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm every morning is the fact that it s my phone

Women worry about the things that men forget; And men worry about the things that women remembe

People who exercise to live longer but what s the point when those extra years are spent in a GYM

Most of the Men Women at the Gym are working towards the same Goal The Perfect Female Body

Home: It is the place where you can scratch your body exactly at the point where it is itching

A man reaches middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police

Let s learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms Conditions of any software

Two rules of a man s life: 1 Never flirt with any unknown lady 2 Never consider any lady unknown

Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by our self but hard to digest when gifted by others

Women spend more time thinking about what men think; than the actual time spent by men on thinking

Dear Samsung If you design a phone for Humans; why don t you show some Humanity while pricing it?