Laziness is mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and everyone should respect he

Knock Knock Who s there? Problem Liar Problem comes uninvited only Opportunity knocks at the doo

Women - beware of love It starts when you sink in his arms; And it ends with your arms in the sink

Maths and Women are the two most complicated things in this world; But Maths at least has LOGIC

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself hire someone or forbid your kids to do it

For Men Who Think: A woman s place is in the kitchen Just remember that s where the knives are kept

Guns do not kill people Triple Cheese Burgers with extra extra bacon large fries and large drinks do

What s the Positive Comparative and Superlative Adjective of of Egoism in Tamil Nadu? I Iyer Iyenga

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Visiting someone s house Earlier Times: What a lovely house Modern Times: What s your WiFi password?

People are choosing cremation over traditional burial It shows that they are - Thinking out of the Box

Girlfriends are like Ferrari cars They are good to see and feel but very difficult to own and maintain

An apple a day is almost a thousand rupees a month Visiting a doctor is any day cheaper Be practical

I believe in Karma - that means I can do bad things to people I don t like and assume they deserved it

Never argue with a woman when she s angry or when she s tired or relaxed or happy or simply NEVER